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PHOTO GALLERY: The 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
"[quote=C]She just had a baby last week.[/quote] I'd like to bang that baby." -
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Carmen Electra's Super-Classy Girl-on-Girl Tape
"What's with white women always getting drunk and lesbian'ing it up with each other. Some how this girl-on-girl thing never caught on with the black community." -
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VIDEO: Justin Bieber On 'Ellen'
"Why is Usher always hanging around white women? This Justine character looks to be underage as well. She's total jail bait." -
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VIDEO: Lady GaGa and Beyonce's "Video Phone"
"Someone call a medic, a sex-bomb just went off in my trousers." -
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Kate Moss' Lady Bits to Feed Thousands of Africans
"[quote=alykhan]I think I heard the statue fart!![/quote] That was a queef." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Lindsay Lohan Shops SoHo
"Say what you will about her God awful outfit, her udders look terrific. I suddenly have the urge for a nice, tall glass of milk." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Taylor on Taylor Action!
"[quote=noah]He's not used to kissing girls, I guess all his previous boyfriends have taken the dominant role.[/quote] It's all too common in Hollywood. From my years in the business I've seen many gay actors being forced to hide behind a studio-concocted "straight" persona. I've also seen an actress mount a stuffed water buffalo while slices of bologna were thrown at her ass by producers in order to get a role. Who knew Lindsay Lohan was so attached to the Herbie Fully Loaded script? Those Walt Disney execs are some sick motherf*ckers." -
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Miley Cyrus Is Demi Lovato's "Dragon"
"Whenever I get an erection in a public place I think of Miley Cyrus' gums and it goes away." -
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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Have Broken Up
"There's gonna be more brothers lining up for that opening than an unemployment line." -
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Kristen Stewart Will Fight for R-Pattz at Comic-Con
"I heard Kristen Stewart got a special wax job the other day in anticipation for seeing Pattinson again. I bet she shaved a giant "R" in her pubic hair for him. That would be so romantic." -
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Madonna and Kids Play In Paris!
"Why did Madonna put her little black babies in a separate car?! That is some RACIST sh*t! I'm calling Jesse Jackson!" -
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Vanessa Hudgens Gets Hookered Up With New Movie Role
"Unless this is going to be full-frontal I won't to be impressed." -
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Mary-Louise Parker Strips For Pie
"Ass pie? Yes, I would like a slice." -
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Robert Pattinson Is Going Metro
"[quote=Gelsey]He likes his coffee light and sweet, just like me![/quote] I like my coffee like I like my women: made in South America and mixed with cocaine." -
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Michael Jackson's Death Due to Drugs?
"I didn't know that little boy underwear is considered a drug. Interesting." -
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Katy Perry's Naked Pizza Party!
"I've got some sausage if you want to add a few toppings." -
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Johnny Depp Is a Good Tipper
"I once tipped a stripper $1,000, but that was because I felt guilty about getting her pregnant." -
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Bikini Time With Kate Gosselin
"Excuse me Miss, but your ass is eating your bikini." -
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Hilary Duff Bikini Body: Yay or Nay?
"Why do I suddenly have the urge to eat some fattening cinnamon rolls? Maybe because Hillary Fluff looks like the motherf*cking Pillsbury Doughboy?!" -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Kristen Stewart's First Day Of Filming
"She's looking pretty rough around the edges. I wouldn't bang her with Robert Pattinson's penis --- and he's got a vampire penis that ejaculates glitter."
